The Moon Made Me Do It (and I Want to Share Its Secrets with You)
As a child, I was utterly captivated by the moon. Its otherworldly luminescence left me spellbound, gazing skyward for hours on end, pondering how such a celestial body could hover so high above us mere mortals. (Ah, the musings of a curious child! 🤭)
But it wasn't until my teenage years, when I began volunteering as a Candy Striper at the local hospital, that I realized just how much the moon influenced my life.
One fateful night, while on duty, I felt an inexplicable restlessness within me, an urge to break free and dance or leap or do something - anything - out of the ordinary. Instead, I contented myself with tapping my clipboard against my knee and crooning "Fly Me to the Moon" softly under my breath. (It's a habit I still indulge in, especially when I'm feeling particularly elated.)
As I went about my duties, I remember I couldn't help but notice a striking difference in the patients. They were abnormally lively and talkative, even the most introverted among them cracking jokes and sneaking extra helpings of jello.
I couldn't help but wonder if the moon was somehow responsible. Was it beaming some sort of lunar magic down upon us that day?
Whatever the cause, I was intrigued. So I took matters into my own hands and ventured out to the hospital garden for a closer look. And boy, did the moon deliver.
Gazing into its full radiance was like a warm embrace. I was transfixed by a nurturing energy that enveloped me, a sense of comfort and creativity that urged me to channel my inner kindness and compassion.
It was a transformative moment, and I knew in my heart of hearts that I had found my calling: I was destined to be a radiant supporter, a beaming helper, an ebullient ambassador who spreads lunar joy wherever she goes.
And that's why I'm thrilled to announce that I'm putting the finishing touches on my latest text message course: "Moonsplaining: The Ultimate Guide to Understanding the Mysteries of the Moon (and How To Use it to Empower Yourself!)". It's a journey - an opportunity to explore the intricacies of the moon and discover how to harness its radiant energy to become the best possible version of yourself.
So stay tuned, my friend. I have a wealth of lunar wisdom to share with you. After all, if anyone knows how to find the moon's backdoor, it's yours truly. 🙋♀️
Sending you lots of love and moonbeams,
Jonni (still humming that song!)
P.S. Have you checked out my interview on spring and astrology yet? It's chock-full of great news, and you won't want to miss it.
Did the universe conspire to bring us together, or what?
Maybe a trusted confidante dropped my name, or maybe you fell down an internet rabbit hole in search of a spiritual psychologist. Or, who knows, maybe the stars aligned and you found me on Insta. However it happened, I'm here for you. However it happened, I'm glad the universe brought us together. Ready to explore the cosmos of your inner self with a trusted confidante?
I'm Jonni Gray
I'm here to bring the heat, the light, and the love. You're not alone, and you're not stuck. I've been in the game for nearly three decades, helping folks get through the tough times, the rough patches, and the downright confusing moments of life. Let's face it, disruptions and stuckness suck. But they don't have to be your endgame. With me by your side, we're gonna get to the heart of the matter, to the deep, juicy centre of your being. Because that's where the magic happens. I'm not here to sugarcoat or fluff things up. Nope. I'm all about the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth. And with that truth, we're gonna elevate your life to new heights. Because when you win, we all win. My jam is depth. I'm talking the real, raw, unfiltered stuff that gets to the root of your issues. And don't worry, I won't leave you hanging. I've got all the support and guidance you need to make that truth work for you. You see, I've been through it all, the loss, the change, the upheaval. And it's all made me stronger, more resilient, and more empathetic. I get where you're coming from, and I'm here to help you rise up and meet your full potential. So, are you ready to dive in? Are you ready to connect the dots between your past, your present, and your future? Because that's where the magic happens. And with my flashlight and laughlight by my side, we're gonna make some serious moves. Let's do this. Let's make your life one for the books.
