The Moon Made Me Do It (and I Want to Share Its Secrets with You)

Mar 21, 2023

As a child, I was utterly captivated by the moon. Its otherworldly luminescence left me spellbound, gazing skyward for hours on end, pondering how such a celestial body could hover so high above us mere mortals. (Ah, the musings of a curious child! 🤭)

But it wasn't until my teenage years, when I began volunteering as a Candy Striper at the local hospital, that I realized just how much the moon influenced my life.

One fateful night, while on duty, I felt an inexplicable restlessness within me, an urge to break free and dance or leap or do something - anything - out of the ordinary. Instead, I contented myself with tapping my clipboard against my knee and crooning "Fly Me to the Moon" softly under my breath. (It's a habit I still indulge in, especially when I'm feeling particularly elated.)

As I went about my duties, I remember I couldn't help but notice a striking difference in the patients. They were abnormally lively and talkative, even the most introverted among them cracking jokes and sneaking extra helpings of jello.

I couldn't help but wonder if the moon was somehow responsible. Was it beaming some sort of lunar magic down upon us that day?

Whatever the cause, I was intrigued. So I took matters into my own hands and ventured out to the hospital garden for a closer look. And boy, did the moon deliver.

Gazing into its full radiance was like a warm embrace. I was transfixed by a nurturing energy that enveloped me, a sense of comfort and creativity that urged me to channel my inner kindness and compassion.

It was a transformative moment, and I knew in my heart of hearts that I had found my calling: I was destined to be a radiant supporter, a beaming helper, an ebullient ambassador who spreads lunar joy wherever she goes.

And that's why I'm thrilled to announce that I'm putting the finishing touches on my latest text message course: "Moonsplaining: The Ultimate Guide to Understanding the Mysteries of the Moon (and How To Use it to Empower Yourself!)". It's a journey - an opportunity to explore the intricacies of the moon and discover how to harness its radiant energy to become the best possible version of yourself.

So stay tuned, my friend. I have a wealth of lunar wisdom to share with you. After all, if anyone knows how to find the moon's backdoor, it's yours truly. 🙋‍♀️


Sending you lots of love and moonbeams,

Jonni (still humming that song!)


P.S. Have you checked out my interview on spring and astrology yet? It's chock-full of great news, and you won't want to miss it.



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