When workmen and brain fragments collide... πŸ§ πŸ”¨

May 11, 2023

I had every intention of writing you today, overflowing with juicy updates and mind-blowing insights. But my plans were thwarted by an army of workmen who seemed hell-bent on reconstructing the world (or maybe just my house). I couldn't concentrate for a nanosecond without one of them barging in with their never-ending stream of questions about specifications, timelines, and their oh-so-exciting progress updates.

I had thoughts, I had notes, but what I lacked was peace of mind. My brain was shattered into a million fragments, like a bad pun that makes you groan (you know, the kind that's so terrible it's almost amazing). 🀯πŸ’₯

Disruptions happen. They happen to the best of us. Sometimes they're the sneaky surprises we never saw coming, and other times they're the "Yep, I knew this was gonna happen" variety. I think this week has been a delightful combo of both for me. And, I didn't see it coming.

I saw a glorious bedroom and bathroom addition in progress. Sounds dreamy, right? Well, in order to make this dream a reality, we had to demolish our current bedroom and make do with the spare room and bathroom. Thank heavens for spare rooms! But it's a temporary compromise that requires some serious adjusting. And apparently, we've got time. The deadline for completion keeps stretching like a slinky on a summer afternoon. Classic. πŸ˜…

Now—I absolutely adore the opportunity to ride the waves of change, disruptions, and all that jazz. And you know what? I'm surprisingly chill about it. Just a smidge inconvenienced, like a traveller who's told their luggage was lost the moment they land. It's all part of the adventure, right?

So here I am, typing away furiously to send you this lightning-fast email, just to remind you to celebrate the disruptions in your own life—no matter how they may appear or make you feel. Believe it or not, they are integral to your grand creation. They give you a chance to go with the flow instead of going rigid, to roll with the punches instead of getting all stiff and cranky, to flux rather than flex.

Oh, by the way, guess what I did yesterday? I cancelled my scheduled massage for tomorrow. Because I don't need it! I'm feeling emotionally and physically limber. Instead, I'll probably hit the trails during that time, communing with the trees, letting my feet dance along the path, and humming along to the rhythm of life. 🌳🚢‍β™€οΈπŸŽΆ

So consider this email a friendly check-in. How are YOU doing? Life throwing you any curveballs? Remember, you're not alone in this wild ride.

On the other end of things, I've got some super exciting new offers coming your way very soon. Spring has pumped me up like those perky robins chirping outside my (spare) bedroom window at the obscenely hour of 5:38 am. 🌸🐦⏰


Until then, stay beautiful and keep leaning into the chaos. ✨

Yours in quirkiness and resilience,

Jonni 😊



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